snakewife:

tyndall-blue:

riskycuriosity:

artemisiumabsinthia:

Josephine Baker, later known as ‘Bronze Venus’, ‘Black Pearl’ and ‘Créole Goddess’ was born in America in 1906 and later moved to France to become a singer, dancer, and actress. She was the first African-American woman to star in a major motion picture, and became famous worldwide.

Though she grew up as a maid in wealthy white households she eventually became an exotic dancer in France, famously appearing in next to no clothing, and became a French citizen in 1937. 

Ernest Hemingway referred to Baker as ‘the most sensational woman anyone ever saw’ and she received approximately 1500 marriage proposals in her life time. She became a muse for Hemingway, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Pablo Picasso, and Christian Dior. She had a variety of exotic pets including a cheetah named Chiquita, a chimpanzee named Ethel, a pig named Albert, a snake named Kiki, a goat, a parrot, parakeets, fish, three cats, and seven dogs. 

When WWII broke out, Baker became a volunteer spy for France, and assisted the French Resistance by smuggling messages written in invisible ink on sheet music. She made great efforts to aid those in danger of enemy attack, sent Christmas presents to French soldiers, and smuggled information she gathered in Spain back to France by pinning notes containing the information on the inside of her underwear. She was awarded the Medal of Resistance with Rosette and later named a Chevalier of the Legion of Honour. 

Baker also aided many civil rights movements by refusing to perform to segregated audiences and storming out of a club in Manhattan with actress Grace Kelly after she was refused service. She worked with the NAACP and spoke at a Washington march alongside Martin Luther King Jr. as the only official female speaker. Baker was actually asked by Martin Luther King Jr.’s widow to take his place as leader of the American Civil Rights Movement, but Baker declined on the grounds her twelve adopted children ‘were too young to lose their mother’. 

Baker died in 1975, four days after her final show, attended by such names as Mick Jagger, Shirley Bassey, and Liza Minnelli. 

Oh and she was queer and had a relationship with Frida Kahlo. All around badass.

Kahlo was quite the ladykiller.

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@28 minutes ago with 13643 notes
hobbitdragon:

enasnivolz:

ealperin:

reading-thoughts:

edwardspoonhands:

Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…

These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming versethat what I wear puts swagger in my gait;though twenty shillings have I in my purse,my self-esteem and manhood both inflatewhen lofty furs I purchase for a cent.Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, thoughthey smell a trifle musty. Still, I spentmuch less to dress myself from head to toe.
To save or not to save? The question’s moot.I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.These dusty shelves will yield their hidden lootto those, like me, more frugal in their looks.Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.      - Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”

*Crying with laughter*

ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. SWEET JESUS THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.

omfgggg

hobbitdragon:

enasnivolz:

ealperin:

reading-thoughts:

edwardspoonhands:

Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…

These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming verse
that what I wear puts swagger in my gait;
though twenty shillings have I in my purse,
my self-esteem and manhood both inflate
when lofty furs I purchase for a cent.
Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, though
they smell a trifle musty. Still, I spent
much less to dress myself from head to toe.

To save or not to save? The question’s moot.
I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.
These dusty shelves will yield their hidden loot
to those, like me, more frugal in their looks.
Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,
I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.
     - Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”

*Crying with laughter*

ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. SWEET JESUS THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.

omfgggg

@37 minutes ago with 126999 notes
kuwartzu:

publicrabbit:

actualbiologist:

cokekitty:

OpenDyslexic is a free-to-use font that is designed to help those with dyslexia read better. The text is weighted, having a heavier bottom, which is thought to increase readability for dyslexic people. You can download it for free here.
I don’t have dyslexia myself, but in the event any of my followers do, I thought I’d share. Maybe it will help people.

this is really cool and also it looks like a pretty cute font! i might use it.

THIS IS AMAZING!
AAAAAA

YESS!! NO MORE COMIC SANS!!

kuwartzu:

publicrabbit:

actualbiologist:

cokekitty:

OpenDyslexic is a free-to-use font that is designed to help those with dyslexia read better. The text is weighted, having a heavier bottom, which is thought to increase readability for dyslexic people. You can download it for free here.

I don’t have dyslexia myself, but in the event any of my followers do, I thought I’d share. Maybe it will help people.

this is really cool and also it looks like a pretty cute font! i might use it.

THIS IS AMAZING!

AAAAAA

YESS!! NO MORE COMIC SANS!!

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@10 hours ago with 6712 notes
scarvenrot:

I like the idea that they’re a family of laugh-talkers and Zacharie is a piece of shit who fucks up everything by selling weapons to the Batter

scarvenrot:

I like the idea that they’re a family of laugh-talkers and Zacharie is a piece of shit who fucks up everything by selling weapons to the Batter

@10 hours ago with 676 notes

cuddlefeyrac:

au where gatsby and nick get married and gatsby’s vows are all addressed to old sport and when the preacher asks if he takes nicholas carraway to be his lawfully wedded husband, gatsby just stands there in confusion for a few minutes and eventually confesses that he has no idea who nicholas carraway is he’s here to marry old sport

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@10 hours ago with 8208 notes
kathysbrotherssister:

whenever you don’t know what to draw, just draw soft grunge

kathysbrotherssister:

whenever you don’t know what to draw, just draw soft grunge

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@23 hours ago with 1664 notes

muffdiver:

kawaiinchesters:

really old vintage photos of homosexual couples

See the rest, they’re all amazing.

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@23 hours ago with 19773 notes

pinkwithlace:

I’m a pervert (ノ ̄ー ̄)ノ

You’re a pervert 
ヘ( ̄ー ̄ヘ)

We’re all perverts (ノ ̄ω ̄)ノ  

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@1 day ago with 16244 notes

toastyhat:

TURN IT UP LIKE YOU ALWAYS DO

HEAD TO TO COVERED IN TATTOOS

Dancestors with tattoos.

Big thanks to the people who watched me livestream this for three freakin’ hours.  I have no idea where this idea came from or how I did that.  I have no idea how you guys had the patience for that.  It took me a while to decide whether to post this upright…I guess I might do that later, but you can definitely see more this way.

Meenah don’t give a damn.  Neither does Porrim, but I asked her to cover up a bit so I could post without any qualms.  Kurloz’s tattoos are based on a mask I saw once—related to the Day of the Dead, I think—that showed a man’s face with the bones on top, peeling away, and then the muscle underneath that, and then the man’s actual face.  So Kurloz has taken off his bones, and now you have the muscle tattoos and the skin.  And then the flower pattern for…miracles, I guess. >.>

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@29 minutes ago with 13711 notes
vengefulbullwinkle:

gallifrey-feels:

earthgirldonna:

feferipixies:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

everythingis19:

cosmicsyzygy:

Look, I made a gif of this most awesome wizard at the Leaky Cauldron!

DUDE IS READING ‘A BRIEF HISTORY OF TIME’ BY STEPHEN HAWKING
I NEVER REALIZED

are you serious
I always assumed wizards just ignored science, because the fact that “magic” exists, can explain anything. But there are MuggleBorn wizards, ones who, until they were eleven, lived in the real world and learned science and things. Did they all just abandon that normal, muggle knowledge, like Harry did? It’s always been there, itching in the back of my mind.
FOUR FOR YOU SCIENCE WIZARD
YOU GO SCIENCE WIZARD

can we point out that he’s doing wandless magic too
like voldemort couldnt even do that shit
molly fuckin weasley couldnt fuckin do that
who are you

pretty sure this whole series has been about the wrong wizard guys

Plot Twist: He is able to do wandless magic because his comprehensive understanding of quantum physics means that he is the only wizard/witch to actually understand how magic works.

You could not possibly understand how happy this makes me.
I have hope for the wizarding world again.

vengefulbullwinkle:

gallifrey-feels:

earthgirldonna:

feferipixies:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

everythingis19:

cosmicsyzygy:

Look, I made a gif of this most awesome wizard at the Leaky Cauldron!

DUDE IS READING ‘A BRIEF HISTORY OF TIME’ BY STEPHEN HAWKING

I NEVER REALIZED

are you serious

I always assumed wizards just ignored science, because the fact that “magic” exists, can explain anything. But there are MuggleBorn wizards, ones who, until they were eleven, lived in the real world and learned science and things. Did they all just abandon that normal, muggle knowledge, like Harry did? It’s always been there, itching in the back of my mind.

FOUR FOR YOU SCIENCE WIZARD

YOU GO SCIENCE WIZARD

can we point out that he’s doing wandless magic too

like voldemort couldnt even do that shit

molly fuckin weasley couldnt fuckin do that

who are you

pretty sure this whole series has been about the wrong wizard guys

Plot Twist: He is able to do wandless magic because his comprehensive understanding of quantum physics means that he is the only wizard/witch to actually understand how magic works.

You could not possibly understand how happy this makes me.

I have hope for the wizarding world again.

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@1 hour ago with 210942 notes
#ahahahaha #the post got better 

homeostaticcherry:

quackdown:

t0nysstark:

I stand by the fact that this hot (maybe not the pink tutu but that’s just personal preference) not even arsed

hey animehead

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@10 hours ago with 18205 notes
#warlike #eyjayy #thatasianninjigirl #rosekanaya 

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@10 hours ago with 5011 notes

reject the melancholy cabbage: The continuing adventures of Thomas More hating on Tyndale’s... 

nextian:

The continuing adventures of Thomas More hating on Tyndale’s translation of the bible. This time I’m copy-pasting a modernized transcription from a concordance but the spelling remains delightful in the original (I think my favorite was ‘Iewes’).

I shall shew you first an example thereof in the…

@10 hours ago with 7 notes

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@23 hours ago with 263 notes

gigglehappy:

Crossdressing Pageant
Kanji Tatsumi → Kou Ichijo → Daisuke Nagase → Yosuke Hanamura → Seta Souji / Yu Narukami

yu looking amazing as usual

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